Mr Astley I presume?
Hello Vee, quite a celebrity now? I see from the current Quarter Pole Mag; that you have spent a couple of weeks crash-studying at Sheffield University’s Fairground section, you have arranged 250 TV and radio appearances including guesting on Question Time and Newsnight. You are in negotiation with Channel 4 about a special programme called, ‘I am a Circus Fan Get Me Out of Here’! Presenting your One-Man show at the Lyceum, to be a guest judge at the Monte Carlo Circus Festival. Please tell me what it is all about? No, let me guess; you have discovered Philip Astley!!